Splurt now a legal expert

Splurt has joined the world of legal anal-lyst with his recent discussions of court proceedings.  Something that he seems to be very familiar with.  Is Splurt a gossipy hen?

Keesha Malone all hail to Satin!!!

Keesha Malone using her new super sekret nik "Anonymously Free" has called to the powers of SATIN to rise up and meet the haters with open arms!  She claims there is a party waiting for them in Satinville.   We heard that lovsdyck is bringing the vodka.

 HOW DISCUSTING=If anyone would be better off DEAD it would be RadioNewz Blog her / his-self and the fellow followers that reads this trash Oh My God that remark should send you directly To Hell where you and your trashy readers -Where Satin & friends will be waiting for all of you with OPEN ARMS with A PARTY AWAITING THEM

Keesha & Splurt Splitzville?

BREAKING NEWS!  Splurt was spotted outside of a local motel and he was carrying a bag and blue duck tape.  Where is Keesha?????

What's with the beaver?

Some heads are going to roll when the other warriors find out that Splurt has been cheating on them.  They opened their hearts and their pocketbooks to him but Splurt found another.

Keesha Malone's Beaver

Well if the Beaver was doing what a real Beaver should of been doing, NO BURRS COULDN’T OF GOT IN ASS —AND WHY HAVE ENVY OVER CONSTIPATION ???

Splurtzilla

Splurt is not afraid to show his feminine side and wants the world to know that he supports gay rights.   He will be performing live at the annual dragfest.  Come on down and see him.  Bring a bowl.  He's giving free haircuts.

Splurt Supports Gays

Splurt is heard here supporting gay rights!

 

Nanny Splurt

Splurt is looking for a new job.  Because his pictures were shared online he was fired from Droopies and is now trying to get a job as a nanny.  Who wouldn't let this guy watch their kids?

PUblic health warning

内側の平和 ‏@lovsdyck

 Balls screwing my TL Im lubing down to bad we have to do this don't want my herpes to spread to any innocent person.

This is a public health warning.  Anyone touching the naughty parts belonging to lovsdyck please see your physician immediately.

Relationship news rocks warriors

The warriors woke up to somber news this morning as they accessed their fakebook pages to check up on the latest news from their gang.  Last night Splurt announced that he is in a relationship and the collective thud of lard asses hitting the floor could be heard 'round the world.  Splurt has not made comment to his bevy of heifer loves, but was seen riding off on a stolen Huffy when questioned about his new love interest.  It was reported his only comment to our investigators was STAY TUNED!

Lopsided Turkey Feast

Someone better get PETA on the horn!  One of the Warriors is a conisseure of abused, lopsided dead turkeys.  She 'et it anyways!  NUM NUM!!!

内側の平和 ‏@lovsdyck

@NeedToEatDeadTurkeys Last ThanksGiving My Turkey I was about to cook was so bruised and LOPSIDED from abuse before it died

Go the F to Sleep, bitchy stupid face

Twatty is having trouble sleeping tonight. It's hard to lay down your bitchy stupid face when your blood pressure is so high.  We wrote her a bedtime story.  


go the fuck to sleep bitchy stupid face

The warriors nestle close to their hovels now. 
The she wolves have laid down with their mace. 
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the fuck to sleep bitchy stupid face.


The windows are dark in the town, child. 
Collards hits the buffet at a panther's pace. 
I’ll read you one very last book if you swear 
You’ll go the fuck to sleep bitchy stupid face.


The tards who cry foul  are at rest 
And the creatures who crawl, run, and pace. 
I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying. 
Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep bitchy stupid face.


The wind whispers what a fucktard you are, hon. 
The words you cannot erase. 
It’s been thirty-eight minutes already. 
Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Go to sleep bitchy stupid face.
 

Oh Glory!

There was a disturbance at the local truck stop.  Trucker Splurt stopped in for a quick glory hole and was caught in the middle of a vice raid.  Looks like his new gal pal Twatty is going to have to leave the mean streets for the night and beg for change.

Fifty Shades of Retarded

Mama always said don't type and hump at the same time.  Tonight Twatty didn't follow that advice and released a series of tweets that have left some Warriors gasping in shock.   It seems that Twatty purchased the 50 shades series and invited her new BFF over for a ahem - reading session.

OH MY!!! OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY!! OHO OHOHOHOHOHOOH                  

Punch that goes DOUCHE!

Twatty McSleaze was just cornered in an alley and the fight was on.  Twatty was unprepared for this brawl and showed up with her douche nozzle.  A masked assailant was said to have kicked the tits right off of her. Better luck next time, Twatty!