Splurt now a legal expert

Splurt has joined the world of legal anal-lyst with his recent discussions of court proceedings.  Something that he seems to be very familiar with.  Is Splurt a gossipy hen?

Keesha Malone all hail to Satin!!!

Keesha Malone using her new super sekret nik "Anonymously Free" has called to the powers of SATIN to rise up and meet the haters with open arms!  She claims there is a party waiting for them in Satinville.   We heard that lovsdyck is bringing the vodka.

 HOW DISCUSTING=If anyone would be better off DEAD it would be RadioNewz Blog her / his-self and the fellow followers that reads this trash Oh My God that remark should send you directly To Hell where you and your trashy readers -Where Satin & friends will be waiting for all of you with OPEN ARMS with A PARTY AWAITING THEM

Keesha & Splurt Splitzville?

BREAKING NEWS!  Splurt was spotted outside of a local motel and he was carrying a bag and blue duck tape.  Where is Keesha?????

What's with the beaver?

Some heads are going to roll when the other warriors find out that Splurt has been cheating on them.  They opened their hearts and their pocketbooks to him but Splurt found another.

Keesha Malone's Beaver

Well if the Beaver was doing what a real Beaver should of been doing, NO BURRS COULDN’T OF GOT IN ASS —AND WHY HAVE ENVY OVER CONSTIPATION ???

Splurtzilla

Splurt is not afraid to show his feminine side and wants the world to know that he supports gay rights.   He will be performing live at the annual dragfest.  Come on down and see him.  Bring a bowl.  He's giving free haircuts.

Splurt Supports Gays

Splurt is heard here supporting gay rights!