Basted

There is much ado in turd land.  Relationships will be rocked to the core as Baste's secret internet love life is revealed to her beloved Warriors.  It seems that this mindful housewife has been tagging it up on the internet's version of disharmony.com.  Baste proclaims herself to be filled with southern charm and grace.  Rumor has it the only things full are her plastic lady pants.